The Diplomatically Immune State of America the Greater is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by the people with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, hatred of cheese, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.913 billion Americans the Greater are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Worth. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient American the Greater economy, worth a remarkable 1,435 trillion chocolate coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 207,715 chocolate coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Human Dung" has been declared a national treasure, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of America the Greater's radio stations, the government offers gay men mildly offensive tips on how to pass as straight, and political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm. Crime is totally unknown. America the Greater's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

America the Greater is ranked 7,767^th in the world and 5^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 10,531.4 on the Gilded Widget Scale.